Childhood Chronicles 1: how I started calling my big brother ” brother “

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I can’t remember what caused the fight but it led to ” Last To Beat. “

Last To Beat is very common among siblings. How do I explain this? πŸ€” So whoever offends, we’d keep beating each other until one cries. I’m not one to give up easily when it comes to this so we somehow took the fight from inside the house to outside.

Our neighbor, Mrs A was talking with our Mom. My Mom totally ignored us because she knows her children. It will end in premium tears but heaven will not fall. Mrs A didn’t ignore o. She called us and asked what happened. Somehow my big bro made it look like it was my fault.

Now that I look at it very well sef I feel cheated. Mrs A told me to kneel down, hands up and explain.

” Hanhan! Why is Abbey not kneeling too?! “
I challenged.

” Because he is the oldest and what did you just call him? “

” Abbey ” I said incredulously. Abi what should I call him again? A monkey? Mangodindinkarash? Wo, Mrs A leave me alone jare πŸ˜’

She looked at me and shook her head. She then proceeded to tell my Mom about how they didn’t born them well to call their older siblings by name. My Mom gave her ” Unbelievable ” laughter. That laughter that says ‘ youdonminit ‘ but she didn’t get.

Las Las, the summary was from today henceforth don’t you dare call your brother by name. You say brother Abbey! Repeat after me, brother Abbey.

But look who’s calling her big brother by his name in the year 2020 of our Lord? 😎

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1 year ago

Hehehehehehehehe!!! The moment any of my brothers got into secondary school, since we went to the same one, it’s instantly ‘buoda’. When you see junior students calling him Senior This or That, you won’t dare call him by his name laelae. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1 year ago

You no dey hear wordπŸ˜‚

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1 year ago


7 months ago

Now that I look at it very well sef I feel cheated…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Simple instruction…you cannot obey.

7 months ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚… Abbey sha like fight.

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